"your whole ass is out in those shorts"
i legit want this on the wall somewhere in my livingroom
- dude: i`ll be right back
- me: ok i`ll be center forward
"do u like anal"
literally wtf is wrong with boys
- me 2 my child: you were named after the two bravest men i ever knew.... Max Nev
plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over